Monday, March 19, 2007

funny stuff

I got this email from one of my collegue this morning :

Why British think 80% of M'sians coming to UK to study law?

UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?

Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.

Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia.

Visitor: Why do you say that?

Officer: Well, I've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.

Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.

Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter*

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?

Ah Chong: Study lorr...


Briton immigration officers are very strict indeed..

Proof of a different slang would confer a different meaning..

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

tipah..oo..tipah..eh.eh chup..chup.. betul ke ni tipah yg akak kenal. Wah..wah bukan main lagi awak yer. Dah ada blog skrg..bagus bagus..keep up the good jobs *skema nya statement aku hihihi*

Kit Pryde said...

i miss our college years also la.

hmmmm.

masa bleh study, memain. dh keja, baru nak study. hahaha.

Tipah & Bodi said...

hi kak mida.. iyer.. sayalah ni.. boleh dikatakan late bloomer la gak.. org lain dah ada 2-3 blog.. saya baru nak merangkak 1 ni haa.. anyway, thanks for dropping by..
senang2 jenguk dan tinggal komen lg..

kitty> iyer.. betol tu.. dah lepas study baru la nyesal tak study bebetol.. dah keje ni terasa kebosanannya.. tsk tsk

Anonymous said...

Heh Tipah..It's better late rather than never kan. Neway, I love your blog, siap ada bahasa french lg gitu. Your english pun power..cayalah Tipah!!caiyo..caiyo

Tipah & Bodi said...

kak mida jgn la puji tinggi melangit sangat.. malunya *muka merah padam*.. takde la grand benor my blog nih.. still tgh explore camner nak buat lebih2 lg.. ada gak grammar error terselit ntah mana2.. mintak maap la yer kalo tersalah tu.. kak mida punya ayat skema lecturer.. heh.. dah nama pon lecturer kan kan??..

Juliah & Faridah said...

update le wei.. aku tak tau nak tgk sape punya blog dah ni..semua pon tak update.. (cam le aku ni rajin sgt udpate)